A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

1. Lisa The Pointless Download
2. Lisa The Painful Download Pt Br
3. Lisa The Painful Rpg Download
4. Lisa The Painful Game Download

A game about survival, sacrifice, and perverts...

Lisa is a quirky side-scrolling RPG set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Beneath the charming and funny exterior is a world full of disgust and moral destruction. Players will learn what kind of person they are by being FORCED to make choices. These choices permanently effect the game play. If you want to save a party member from death, you will have to sacrifice the strength of your character. Whether it's taking a beating for them, or chopping off limbs, or some other inhuman way. You will learn that in this world being selfish and heartless is the only way to survive...

1. Includes 3 items: LISA the Joyful, LISA: Original Soundtrack + Art Collection, LISA: The Painful.
2. ZELDA: https://mega.nz/#!6A9hnCpL!BH-24xPHEdzlxLh6dHj1O2rn8J10es0bJM7YocXqL-o.
3. Hey there, I've decided to put a small FAQ together for commonly encountered questions and issues encountered across the different versions and configurations. This will be extended whenever new stuff comes up. The first two sections are valid for Windows, OSX and Linux alike. Joyful DLC Issues I can't figure out how to launch the DLC!

FEATURES:
- Visible character sacrifices that effect your stats (removing arms, eyes, scratches)
- Recruiting 30+ new party members in towns and camps.
- Ruthless choices that permanently effect towns, characters, life...
- White knuckle shopping cart races.
- Expending party members in Russian Roulette for huge profit, but perma-death if they lose.
- Countless hidden secrets in the world for you to explore.
- A life ruining gaming experience.

LISA is an intense, hilarious, touching, and shocking platformer with an amazing story, surprisingly in-depth combat system, solid controls and gameplay, and basically truckloads of content. It's a very long game for the platformer genre, averaging about 10 hours, but trust me, once you get to the end you'll still feel like it ended too early.

Purchase

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $9.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

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Comment by 𝕃𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕋𝕦𝕟𝕒

@nadia-nergen: I might idk

Comment by zamechatel'nyy paren'

@chris-paralikas you mean too depressing?

Comment by The Reaper

too chill for this world

Comment by yes

burg moment here

Lisa The Pointless Download

Comment by Nadia Nergen

Who actually played the game?

Comment by ElPuértolas.

Thats too strange

Comment by Andrew Rogers

Male a version without the drums. They kinda ruin the chill vibe of the song

Comment by Przemek Ptak

this thing can relax, yes?

Comment by Gween T

mmmmmm vibess

Comment by Broly

Perfection.

Comment by Señor WoofWoof

masterpiece

Comment by Spring Roll Gaming

@bofosho it's called a sample it isn't supposed to fool people you walnut

Comment by El-Mooo

when a song somehow encapsulates the human experience

Comment by fridavivi

Hello:)

Comment by G.

@d0ct0r-galix0n-lab Thanks

Comment by Huiis

When a chill song scares the living shit out of you

Comment by Surreal Sweets

@d0ct0r-galix0n-lab: Here's how to remember that: Lisa made herself dead, while Buddy makes other people dead.

Comment by Surreal Sweets

Probably my favorite song in the OST.

Lisa The Painful Download Pt Br

Comment by ball

Lisa: The hardshit game because I rushed through terry's dialogue' and fucked my save into darksouls 20

Comment by BoFoSho

That hard toro sample aint foolin no one lmao.

Comment by Ian Mowry

egg

Comment by Crackerisidiot

Feels

Comment by Psycho Saturn Rock Pop

Reminder that Lisa is Brad's sister who killed herself, not Buddy, Brad's adopted daughter.

Comment by User 151303815

Lisa The Painful Rpg Download

the feeeeeeeeeeeeels morty

Lisa The Painful Game Download

Comment by shimapan1000

My favorite track